Freddy Fuckass

someone who is a pedophile, e.g attracted to kids while simultaneously being extremely creepy and/or enjoying cuckism, the reason for these two contrasting sexual views is due to a lack of height female warmth and attention

that guys a real freddy fuckass

by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024

Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin

When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.

Yo dude after you left the pizza place last night Chica gave my the Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin.

by anonymous November 28, 2024

fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 4, 2024

Freddy Fazbear

har har ha-har har har ha-har ha-har
har har ha-har
har har ha-har

Freddy Fazbear: "har har ha-har har har ha-har ha-har har har ha-har har har ha-har"
Mike: "Shit."

by 7568ino December 28, 2023

freddyflipflop

Very cool person whom exclusively wears flip flops.

Person 1: Bro, aa mooleelu mohabbat kudich guitar pidich irukkunnath aara
Person 2: haa, avane ariyille.. athaanu saakshaal freddyflipflop, sthiram customer aanu..
Person 1: kollaallo, nannaayitt finger cheyyunnond

by Athenjanthanne January 7, 2024

Freddy Fazbear

Somebody you shouldn't give birth to, because if you give birth to, freddy fivebears, he comes out and he says “or, or, or or, or, or, or or, or or, and then he kills michael afton, or he tries to do it, along with his friends, bunny the bonnie, chica the kitchen, foxy the… fox pirate rawr, and yellow freddy, who’s yellow, and weird, and, but it’s not their fault! it’s all because william afton one day was like “hi i’m gonna murder people, ra!” so he murdered kids, but he was also a yellow bunny? and he was like “hi, i’m a yellow bunny, imma kill you” because he had a daughter? who had, like, remnant? gone from her? so he was like, “if i kill kids, i put them in the suits, so that it’s not, it’s not freddy fivebear fault, its actually purple guy fault” and that’s why you don’t give birth to him.

Oh cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear? Or or or or or or or or or or

by redarkrai January 15, 2024

Freddy five bear

There is this animatronic of a bear named Freddy five bear with his friends named bunny the bon bon, chica the kitchen, and foxy the fox pirate arr

“Har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har” - Freddy five bear

1983

by Eggytheraccoon44 January 19, 2024