five-knuckle chuckle

pronoun. to mastubate, to jerk-off

I saw dis chill on T.V earlier, slut made me wanna do the five-knuckle chuckle.

by Thorns069 June 3, 2004

Run Five Miles

Having sex. Based on the scientific assertion that having sex uses the same amount of energy as running five miles.

"I run five miles with the wife last night".

by neilta August 22, 2009

Texas five star

when you slap someone's back and leave a 5 fingered hand print.

Andrew: in the locker room today i texas five starred that one guy

by Andrew and Laura October 17, 2008

High five

A group of five or so guy who have been smoking to much weed.

"Watch out for any high fives, they don't know what they're doing."

by AppleSauceandCrayola June 27, 2016

Five Finger Discount

The use of force by hand via slap or punch in order to obtain an item or service at no charge.

Hey man I'll sell you my bike for $100?

I think I'll take the five finger discount

*hard punch to the face

Thanks for the FREE bike

by The Ammunition Magician March 18, 2010

twenty five years

The description used for a girl who is under the legal age for sex, usually reserved for those under 14 but developing.
From the statement that having sex with a underage girl can land you with a sentence of 25 years to life in jail, depending on country.

Johnny : "look there, shes hot"
Peter : "shes Twenty five years!"
Johnny : "but shes hot"
Peter: "shes too young to have my wicked way with!"

by Kev Dogg March 15, 2008

Five-to-two-er

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.

howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.

by Schmee June 25, 2004