Ethan Fallon

a person/pornstar very similar to minecraft steave and can obliterate anything in seconds, overall 8.9/10 (too much water)

Did you hear "Ethan Fallon" is bussin bussin fr skibidi toilet

by The Cock Snatcher January 14, 2024

Ethan Adams

Cheese

Hey is that Ethan Adams?

No that’s Cheese!

by Cheese The Grater October 23, 2019

Ethan

a normal guy. The end. :) i hope it was fun for you to search up my name. Have a wonderful day/evening/afternoon/night. If you arent well theres always a tomorow. Heres some bread btw 🍞.

Ethan i choose you!
*pokedex: a normal type*
Ethan use wholesum!
*Ethan gave the person sum water for when they go to bed*

by Another ethan on the web July 20, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is one of the most wonderful and caring people I’ve met in my life. He always finds ways to cheer you up and to make life better. He’s a little reckless sometimes and when he gets hurt he chooses not to take care of himself which might frustrate you a lot but he knows that you love and care about him. Ethan is one of the most loyal people out there but he has trust issues because people have hurt him before. Anyone who dates Ethan is really lucky to have him and his love. Ethan is a great bf and he loves to cuddle and hold hands and hug and wants to kiss more and hangout more. Do those things with him make him happy because he really deserves it. If you decide that you 100% know for a fact that you love him more than anything else in the world tell him that. If you decide you would want to marry him tell him that. If he looks sad or mad then hug him. Give him all of your love. And when something complicated is going on don’t think irrationally and break up with him because trust me you will regret it so much it will break you even if you did it for him because you thought it would make him happier don’t let him go it will be one of the worst decisions of your life. Ethan is one of the greatest people in my life and I really regret letting him go and I still love him and care about him I just wish he knew that. Ethan’s are the best.

Ethan W what a great guy am I right. :)

by K27;) November 13, 2022

Ethan Matthews

A person who prioritises a good time beyond anything.

Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?

Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!

by PeterEater123 May 18, 2023

Ethan

an extravagant cripple

wow he’s one ethan

by ppboynotgay June 24, 2019

Ethan

Physically, the average Ethan is built like a dropped lasagna: wide, confused, and oddly dense. They seem to possess their own gravitational pull — not metaphorically, but in the very real sense that small objects left unattended might begin to orbit them. While they claim a devotion to combat sports involving heavily padded fists and dramatic grunting, their physique suggests significantly more experience with buffet lines than training lines. Every Ethan insists he's "in a cutting phase," yet somehow stays permanently in bulk mode.

Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.

Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”

Ethan, Is a fatty

by linkmon9988899 June 20, 2025