Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

Ethan (ginger)

Mf got the redist damn hair. Small pp havin hoe. Man be a good ass friend. He gonna pull up if you need him.

Ethan will take your soul.

Ethan is a close friend, i consider him a brother.
Ethan (ginger) is a good friend.

by Chloes.a.bitch June 1, 2020

Ethan

A guy with a massive T-Rex cock

Ethan ripped apart my pussy with his giant T-Rex cock

by Can’tHandleBlank June 1, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys

Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan

Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)

by Ethansucks502 June 1, 2020

Ethan

An Ethan is described to have the sexiest shoulders in the west.

Brenda "Oh my god look at that hunks shoulders he must be and Ethan"

by SuperDude303030 June 1, 2020

Ethan

Short, Kind, Nerdy, Smart, And frerindly. Ethan makes friends very easily.

Ethan is my best friend.
I am Ethan.
Have u seen Ethan today.

by WillTheWise6853 June 2, 2020

Ethan

SIMP

Ethan simps for anything that breathes

by BigIQ June 5, 2020