yo ass drunk

You drunk..like you don't know what you're talking bout and if you do it's nonsense or you just talking to be talking or doing some for no reason

Jolie:when we gone get into a real relationship it's been 4 months

Keef: what? Bih yo ass drunk

by Bihh August 11, 2016

piss bucket drunk

Keeping a piss bucket by the side of the bed because you're so drunk you can't even get up to take a piss.

Frankie is piss bucket drunk. He's been on such a bender that he just stays in bed all day and pisses into a bucket when he has to take a leak.

by Ottomanic November 13, 2020

redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk

A common Southern expression to describe somebody who is Extremely Drunk.

Yeah, you should've seen Larry last night. Buddy, I want you to know, he was redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk! He threw-up in the bathroom when we finally got him home.

by Shane56 August 15, 2021

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.

"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

by Don Heflin March 22, 2022

Let’s get drunk first

What you do when you don’t smoke weed and want to do sumthing with some sort of intoxication.

Phil, yo let’s go grocery shopping we all out of food.
Mark, yeah let’s get drunk first.
Phil, bett

by Guacdawg February 2, 2023

Dude, your text is drunk.

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.

Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."

by Gin Blossom June 21, 2010

Sympathy Drunk

Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.

"Is she drunk? She's only like 15."
"No man she hasn't had any to drink at all; she's just a sympathy drunk"

by Don'tTreadOnMe August 2, 2013