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bozo disease

bozo disease is when you have such a skill issue you turn into a clown and you start dreaming about fortnite 19 dollar gift card.
Michael got bozo disease yesterday, he wasn't able to hit any shots.
by liggma February 19, 2024
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DJ disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 July 31, 2021
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bong transmitted disease (btd)

A bong transmitted disease or a BTD is any illness transmitted through the sharing of marijuana with others.
Jessy was still sick the other day when we were all smoking down, now we all have a bong transmitted disease (BTD).
by rissyjade November 24, 2011
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puddle disease

When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.
Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.
by Cloud Sniper March 10, 2014
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Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
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Heart Disease

One of the two ways an American can die. The other one is guns.
by ImNotA_Tree December 20, 2022
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Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019
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