Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.

From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."

by Дecca September 27, 2023

barbie crotch

When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.

I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.

by q359 July 24, 2023

Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.

My mom has a sparky crotch

by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020

crotch nebula

When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.

Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.

Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.

by Medicus007 September 23, 2016

Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.

I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009