Snatch cracker

When you fart so hard it vibrates your vagina.
Suzy just let a real snatch cracker fly
by turd urchin April 09, 2020
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crackeritis

Crackeritis is a thing or "condition" that is used to describe people who are mixed with white and something else and tend to appear light skinned/pale.
person one: dude are u white?

person two: nah man, just got crackeritis.
by HomoForMyHusband May 12, 2022
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Crackeritis

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis
My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis
by The new meaning guy February 08, 2021
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Saltine Cracker

A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".

As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023
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Cracker finitchuwitch

And insult of a white person that’s just that asshole that one real dick to everyone aka the one no one likes
by Lil poon November 12, 2017
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Sinking Cracker

A joke that a white person can't swim.
Guy 1: hey boy, what do you call a white boy that isn't strong enough to swim?

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?
by datru3th September 23, 2016
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cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.
That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.
by Carmenkcruea October 16, 2021
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