Rizz Cracker

A Cracker with Rizz

“Damn that’s a Rizz cracker if I’ve ever seen one”

by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 1, 2024

cracker

Irish (specifically Dublin) slang for a girl who is good looking

Guy 1: Bro did ye see Shauna yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah I did she’s such a cracker.
Guy 1: I know man!

by Yup bro 23 February 2, 2023

Crackeritis

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis

My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis

by The new meaning guy February 7, 2021

cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.

"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014

Ass cracker

One who takes a womans anal virginity.

Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker)

A codename for a completely ownage guy on both xbox live (Cadet Crackers) and steam (Senior Crackers). he enjoys long walks on virtual beaches

Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker) is such an owner

by DudewtfBBQ August 2, 2008

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024