closet whore

a closter whore is a male or female who sleeps around with members of the same sex, yet denies they are homosexual when asked by a person who they've slept with. it's a person who is in the clost yet sleeps around with the same sex.

man: We should go out some time, seeing as we just had sex and all.

closet whore: nah, im not gay.

by chealih June 27, 2015

rittie clause

One who has a ritalin perscription and hands it out as a party drug.

Rittie Clause is getting his new shipment today, and then I'm working for 12 straight hours.

by blaugh June 11, 2006

Coalition Of The Cause

a local metal band using their musical skill to edify Christ

Did you see that band Coalition Of The Cause? Man, they love Jesus!

by Carlos Danjo August 9, 2006

shoebox in the closet

When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah

"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)

"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."

by Phil Fairhurst April 19, 2007

Gorilla's close relative

We all know gorilla and black have genetic connection. There is an interesting thing that gorilla and black have a close relative called Maori. Maori may not look that black, and they even know how to use simple tools; like apemen. There is a scientific evidence shows that Gorilla may be Maori's ancestor.

A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"

"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"

by Did I say fuck you today? March 10, 2009

Closet Nazi

see Closet Fascist

That Kilroy-Silk has turned out to be a right closet nazi has't he?

by Adolf June 22, 2004

Ghost in the closet

When a man is having sex with his partner and a friend is hidden in the closet, the man having sex pulls out and forces the girls head down, teasing her, then the friend creeps in and puts his penis inside of the girl, and the original sexual partner runs round the front and gives the thumbs up

"Yo, we's got to ghost in the closet that ho"

by RAtheruggedman January 6, 2008