by St. Thomas Acquinas February 28, 2021
by The world’s tallest midget April 15, 2023
Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.
by Peter Peter Grogan Eater June 21, 2019
A three-way (MMF) performed in the front seats off a moving car. The female participant lays across both the driver and passenger seats and receives both the driver and passenger (orally and presumeably vaginally) at the same time. The name derives from the fact that only someone of short stature (such as a Chinese person) could successfully pull this maneuver off without knocking out a window.
"Did you hear about Dee, Charlie, and Abraham? They got a wreckless driving ticket for having a Chinese Freeway on the Dallas North Tollway!"
by Noah the Red March 10, 2015
by Cactus? April 28, 2024
It is when you meet a hot asain girl with big double ds that are round and have a nice shape to them and she also has a curvy not fat but not skinny body. And when you see here you see what you want and like ordering food take her out on a date and fuck here tiny pussy till the both wets her
Person1: bro look at that fucking hot ass asian girl
Person2: damn bro she got some ass and booty and she blonde with a tan.
Person1: im gonna have a chinese takeout you know what im saying
Person2: damn bro she got some ass and booty and she blonde with a tan.
Person1: im gonna have a chinese takeout you know what im saying
by Aboychap August 15, 2018
I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!