Chicago Wetback

When you nut on your girlfriend's back while your upstairs neighbor floods their condo soaking your entire bedroom

"I can't escape living in a place where it rains indoors. This is the third Chicago Wetback in a row. I'm so over this curse"

by Theresa Jiles August 4, 2025

Chicago

I'm not in Chicago.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know why my IP address says I'm in Chicago but I'm not in Chicago. How about this, instead of deploying the national guard... You grab that mentally retarded piece of shit Elon... And you grab that thieving Jew cuckerbeard... And then you make them pay for the AI that they stole... And then you release the Epstein files so we can determine whether or not we elected a pedophile as the president... And then you arrest the the retards for theft and you arrest pedophiles for fucking kids and then you pay the creator of AI to create AI."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2025

Chicago Leprechauns

When something gets the shit beat out of it and you have no idea what the hell just happened, but shit got fucked up!

We went to the tavern to grab some pizza and beers, next thing you know is you’re waking up in bed not knowing how you got there and what the hell even happened to you. The Chicago Leprechauns made a visit and fucked your shit up!

by Joosey August 28, 2025

CHCCS Schools

A district full of adults who decide that decided class periods weren’t confusing enough. Any school you enter will smell like weed, yes, even the elementary schools.

Lunch rooms, are more ghetto than O-Block (2014)

“CHCCS Schools? I heard those schools where ghetto as f*ck”
“Yea, I would never send my kids to a place that smells than snoop dog’s asshole.”

by frrygood September 3, 2025

Chich

In Australia, mostly Melbourne, the term is often used by wogs, especially Italians, as a way of referring to a friend or mate

Good to see you Chich. How’ve you been Chich?

by KeshCuz September 4, 2025

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Chicago Style Driving

Chicago style driving is the action of driving the opposite direction of a NASCAR track, often used a formal excuse for trolling or when someone forgot the proper direction. The style invented by the roblox player UptightEpicman22, published by Secured_Noodles and pingo_boi

Driver 1: “You’re driving the wrong way stop it”
Driver 2: “I’m Chicago style driving”

by Secured_Noodles September 22, 2025