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Smasharoni and Cheese

When you're vibing with someone and you ask them if they want to have some dirty sex with a little extra nasty, freaky, kink on it.
"Hey Frank!" "Hey Carol, you're looking good." "Thanks, Frank! Wanna come over for some smasharoni and cheese?"
"Shit yes I do, Carol! I'll grab the ass lube and baby carrots!"
by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 30, 2019
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Frumunda Cheese

Human Smegma
Smegma allowed to accumulate long enough to become visible.

Both males and females produce smegma. In males Smegma is produced and accumulates under the foreskin of uncircumcised individuals; in females it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora.
The term "Frumunda Cheese" can describe any odor or substance that comes from the male genital area.
by wwWill November 29, 2007
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Cheese Pouch

A Cheese pouch is found on some women, it refers to a bulge over the pubic area but not quite a GUNT since it does not encompass the Gut area, a cheese pouch should be soft to the touch and slightly gelatinous, giving the effect of melted cheese in a bag.
"I was boning this bitch froggystyle but when i flipped her around all i could look at was her cheese pouch!"

"Aw bro, sick, you can make poutine with that cheese pouch"
by ndgsmpepe August 6, 2009
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poom cheese

the cheesy crust off a poom (vagina).
DAYUM NIGGUH! dat gyal had more poom cheese than a factory.
by niggahiggaa August 10, 2009
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Ock Cheese

Adj. Used to describe someone or something you believe to be ugly, deranged, or out of the ordinary.
Did you see that ugly bitch? She was so ock cheese!

This game sucks, it's fucking ock cheese.
by Psychobootman July 12, 2009
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Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.
Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.
by 2dr June 10, 2009
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Cheese-Whistle

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!
by Max Raincloud June 11, 2011
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