face bitching

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.
face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?
by amanda2169 September 28, 2010
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Slur Face

1- Funny looking mouth thing.
2 - A chick who looks like a Slur
3- A slut
Damn that bitch has a Slur Face
by BOTI is MAD October 19, 2009
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Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
by Joel and Cherrie December 29, 2011
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athlete's face

Itchy, peeling, stinky red face. Normally caused by, or associated with being, working class or lower. Poor man's skin affliction and infection, which results in soreness, redness and flakiness. Can also be caused by having a borderline alcoholic issue.
Did you see Alex Ferguson the other night? looked like he a had real bad bout of athlete's face.
by HastonVilla October 25, 2013
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face pet

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood
As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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sum face

The most amazing insult you could ever give someone. Sum face can be used as a subsitute for cum face.
Parag is such a sum face!
by Chelsee May 07, 2005
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mack face

a face someone makes when he/she is sexually interested in the person that he/she is talking to or checking out.
I see how you're looking at her, you even got your mack face on.
by Buffa bear May 07, 2010
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