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Griffin's Law

1. Buy high, Sell low

2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.
I lost $100,000 selling my home in Dublin, but I followed Griffin's Law.

Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.
by dwwrobertson September 25, 2010
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Homie’s Law

Cannot cheat with a girl even if they are thick
1#Homie: hey man im with a girl now
2#Homie: You broke the Homie’s Law
by Mr.Dickson January 3, 2021
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Martino's Law

1) A statute used in Jefferson County, Pennsylvania. States that for a couple to raise or adopt a foster child, they must first have a natural child of their own. Used to prevent mis care or child abuse in the county.

2) A slang word used to relate to unfit parents.
1) I heard those people in that blue house wanted to adopt, but they can't because Martino's Law won't let them.

2) I don't know about that couple at the end of the street. I think somebody better turn them in for violating Martino's Law.
by A For Anon April 6, 2008
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Spaghetti's Law

A derivation of Godwin's Law, which states that as a Usenet discussion, primarily one religious in nature, the probability of an allusion involving The Flying Spaghetti Monster approaches 1.

Note: the Flying Spaghetti Monster is also interchangeable with gnomes, elves, unicorns, fairies, etc.
"Let's say I'm a devout follower of a god known as The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now, let's say I support horrendously bigoted notions based purely on the word (Spaghetti's Law, or Biblesghetti) of this floating hunk of spaghetti. You don't feel that's a bit unfair?"

"If you want me to worship a flying spaghetti monster, or guilt me into believing that faith in the spaghetti monster is important, you must first prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists."
by Chaohinon March 12, 2009
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Karim's Law

The formula in creating a franchise that is popular online. Named after Jawed Karim, uploader of the first YouTube video.

media+celebrity endorsement=profit
Karim's law is responsible for the sales of many modern videogames.
by AcneAndAnthrax August 4, 2015
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Marcus Law

"Top boyy"
Big wayne loves his

beef in teeth Marcus law

danny is a dick
by Johnjohnjohnjohn123 October 6, 2011
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k. law

A nice girl with a good singing voice. Good dresser, smart, and all around nice person.
K. Law is part of the best singing groups in the world.
by K. Len April 19, 2004
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