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Bro hoe

Bro hoe
/brō - hō/
noun , improper

1. Your friend, but also your hoe.

2. What your girlfriend can't give you, your bro hoe can.
Kaden is Jordan's bro hoe; They fuck but miss them with that gay shit, no homo all the way.
Barry would suck TJ's dick if he asked, because that's what a good bro hoe would do.
by Artificialboy™ July 29, 2018
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Cover Bro

That one bro who always pays for the other bro's food/beverages
Hey man, Alex is definitely our cover bro! He payed for my beer and everything, what a cool bro!
by Kris Krsitofferson April 18, 2011
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BRO-CONE

Is when 4 or more men masturbate on to a snow cone, the last man to evacuate on the snow cone has to eat and finish it
Me and some of my buddies were hanging out And were bored so we made a bro-cone it ended up being Tommy that had to eat the bro-cone
by skooterpasquale June 6, 2021
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The Shirtless Bro

The homie who’s always shirtless when hanging out. He is often overweight/obese but doesn’t necessarily have to be. His role is to be the hype one of the friend group. He is responsible for keeping the energy going through the night.
Brad never wears a shirt and is constantly shotgunning beers, crushing it on his chest, and screaming “LETS FUCKING GO” at the top of his lungs. He is obviously the shirtless bro of the friend group.
by Goober879 February 4, 2021
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the shaik-bros

like the mario-bros they also run around willy-nilly picking up gold coins that are 'just lying around', stomping on the local vegetation and blowing bubbles when they land in (deep) water.
I just can't get Schabir past the Scorpions-boss!
You need to use the silence power-up on the secretary first!
Damn! How am I gonna get my hands on all those zuma-dollars?
by alan October 21, 2004
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Wazi bro

A popular slang term originating from kenya which is used to show disatisfaction and disbelief when someone tells you something.
Blake told me he tapped Amy last night and i was like " wazi bro" as i couldnt believe whay he was saying.
by J.m.e.s December 20, 2016
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bro-jelo

When a man is jealous of another man's bromance with a third man
Joe was bro-jelo when Butch invited a guy from his softball team to their beach party.
by sgreen3779 October 30, 2011
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