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niagara falls of blood

the definition of a hell women have to go through for the human species to survive. also known as a period.
guy 1 hey did you know my girlfriend is on her niagara falls of blood this week? ive gon out 3 different times to get her chocolate

guy 2 yo man that sucks
by i.make.weird.definitions. August 5, 2020
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he acts like we dont know his blood type

The adj of celebrities (male) acting like their fans dont know what specific things that they do
Harrry styles asked: “if you know this song, please sing”. Me: of course i know wtf. He acts like we dont know his blood type.
by Fruityman’s property November 21, 2021
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Blood Clot

The coolest hallway in Frank W. Cox High School. Used to be located in the main hallway but was forced to be relocated next to the library. All the awesomest people hang out there and are totally not emo. Although some may be kind of Goth. :)
We really are friendly and not smelly emo kids. You should come by there once in a while ^w^
"Omnomnomnomnom."

"All the weird stuff happens at the Blood Clot, but it's the good kind of weird."

"PENIS."
by ギャビーとデヴォン April 15, 2010
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Blood

a fool that bangs to the five. not realizing that 6 is was up. usually wear red and black claim differnt sets like all gangs.identified by burns in the shape of a dogs paw.usuaslly carry razor blades on them like jit's.
"hey i'm a blood blaatttt"
"word...Claatttt!(bang bang) not no mo"
by bongtokincrip November 8, 2006
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Blomp

Blomp is that annoying substance you get after a hard day at either work/college/school etc...

It sits inside your ass crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.

Basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be arsed, you get BLOMP at the end of the day, when the remainder of the shit mixes with the natural sweat and begins BLOMP!
'Jesus christ, that was a hard day at work'
'Yea man, boss made us do a shit load of papers!'
'One sec, need the toilet'

*In Toilet*

'ARRR SHIT!!'
'What ISIT?!?!?'
'I GOT BLOMP MAN!!'
by James Bent January 16, 2008
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blood

A light, refreshing beverage popular in Eastern Europe; traditionally served warm in a skull-shaped bowl.
"This lil nigga served me an' my Crip homeboys some blood last night, yo."
by charlie January 24, 2003
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Ass-Blood

Term1:
Ass-Blood is formed fromt the meaning of when you wake up the next day after a wild night of party going, and you wake up to realize that your wallets been stolen, your wedding ring is gone, your naked tied to your bed by your tie and pantlegs, and you can only seem to recall buying a hooker that night. little to your surpise what you thought was a hooker was actually a Tranny and you fine blood on your ass or also know as ass-blood.

Term2
when you see somebody you dont like and they have horrible acne or just an discusting face, you should and will call them an Ass-Blood for beaing a total discrace to everybody that you were sitting by at that time.
Term1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guy1: dude i have no fucking idea what happend last night!
Guy2: well do you remember anything
Guy1: well i remember renting a hooker from main and central
Guy2: WAIT! main and central!? dude check your ass! thats where the trannys hang out!
Guy1:*puts hand by ass*
Guy:1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Term2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guy1: Dude that ugly Tony kid is comming, hurry up duck!
Guy2: Yeah man hes such an Ass-Blood!
Both: *Duck*
by Naulty December 5, 2009
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