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S-Block

"Speed-Blocker"... similar in intenet to "C-Blocker" as someone who rides in the fast lanes of the highway going at or below the posted speed limit and MUCH below the speed everyone else is attempting to travel in that lane. Especially aggrivating when it is obvious the driver is purposely holding up traffic.
I was flying down I-95 to get to the game, but some S-Blocker was in the left lane holding everyone up and I missed the face-off and most of the first period !!!
by Bobaloo01 November 25, 2009
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salt block

The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.
Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda
by dutch bulb July 19, 2011
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Tac-Block

(pronounced: tah-k-blah-k )

A Taco-blocker. The female equivalent of cock-block. Also known as Talk-Block- a girl who swoops in on the conversation to steal the spotlight.

The blocking of a taco from making her mark.
He was staring deeply into her eyes, just about to ask for her number, when slutty hottie walked in and stole the spotlight. What a tac-block!
by elleandbab February 19, 2009
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cock block

The act of preventing one from having sexual relations, usually by a jealous friend
Person 1: Did you end up getting with that chick last night?
Person 2: No... you cock blocked me and told her I had herpes remember...
Person 1: Bahahaha
Person 2: You're a dick
by split_allen1 October 13, 2010
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Hot-blocked

The state of being temporarily or (like in most cases) permanently blocked from accessing your hotmail account when you need it the most.

This could be due to one of the following reasons:
1) Your password is so difficult that you fortgot what it is.
2) Your ex failed to hack your account but screwed you anyway by revoking your access.
3) You entered your pasword wrong too many damn times while tipsy or high.
John: Dude, I got this weird e-mail from you telling me to check out your new website.

Mike: Oh, sorry my account was hacked and it's sending viral e-mails to all my contacts. I've been trying to get it back but I think I'll be hot-blocked forever.
by JDL 2010 September 19, 2011
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banana block

To block a penis from going into a hole
Matt I'm going to banana block you because its so small.
by Bigbanana696969 August 1, 2017
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cock block

when a male species is doing physical "activity" with a female species .
then the male species friend comes in the room , making them stop their "activities"

then the male friend hits on the female and they do some "activity" making the original male very sad . :(
Fred and Sarah were having some "fun" downstairs in Sarah's bedroom . then Albert decides to come and cock block Fred . Then Sarah leaves with Albert to have "fun" in Albert's mustang . Fred is now sad .
by veryboredrightnow August 27, 2010
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