Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Sausage Attack

When you attack or get attacked physically by someone with a sausage.

I gave Henry a Sausage Attack because he gave me sun heated pizza to eat

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021

Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

Albino Tiger Attack

When a pale young lover leaps through the air and lands on his "prey" biting the neck of his catch while performing growls and sexual acts.

Keith went for the albino tiger attack last night. Check out Em's neck.

by Lt. Tickle July 24, 2012

Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013

Spaziodal attack

having a utter mental breakdown or otherwise having a snap happen within the brain.

I cant handle this political bullshit anymore, I feel like I'm going to have a Spaziodal attack right now

by Guban April 23, 2012

Ninja Attack

1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.

2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja

"That guy was in last place for the race but he just Ninja Attacked us."

by y.cole June 15, 2012