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stewy ham

Stewy Ham is the overall top word for mate
“hey look it’s big stewy ham”

“hey stew
“hey ham”
by Corzbra56 August 14, 2022
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Ham

by Oop juke king October 7, 2017
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I'm ham

Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."
by Peepeepoopoohaha September 28, 2020
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Ham boning

I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning
by Senpai-onichan January 31, 2023
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Morbius ham

The sexual act of which a woman lights her partners penis on fire before he penetrates her vagina
Eh bro I had MORBIUS HAM with your mother yesterday
by Quantavious bingleton June 10, 2022
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bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.
by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019
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Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
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