Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020

wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.

Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.

by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016

Look out the window

A way to tell someone to be ready for something bad to come when you are not in a good position to fight back.

Bullied guy( lets call him Ivan): *talks*
friend of bullied guy (lets call him Max): Ivan, look out the window, the delinquents are coming for you...
Ivan: Oh sh*t, WHAT Do I DO??

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019

i oueufed your window

the acted of oueufing someones or somthing windows

i oueufed your window boz l bozo l+ratio

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants February 13, 2023

kon got windows 11!

Discord user getting windows 11.
used mostly in US/CA

Yo! Kon got windows 11! Better friend him.
guys! my friend kon got windows 11! maybe Lauri did too!

by mysticalish February 26, 2022

ben window

ben window, informally known as “winow” is a bald tall yute who gets mistaken for being gay as he has never touched a woman before. he wonders the streets of leicester like a lost puppy begging homeless people for spare change💰 if you ever see a ben window… run but you cant hide. he has a past of touching little children as he shoves lawnmowers up their ass.

yo dude! is the ben window? RUN!

by touchingkidsisfun! December 10, 2023

Window washer

When a man or woman plus their foot to their butt and rubs with toes on their back to keep and clean their ass crack

Man, she gives a great window washer; did you smell anything after that window washer; did you hear that window washer

by Petergazer4life June 1, 2025