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window-williams

Term with dual meanings coined back in the early 1980's to describe "peeping toms"(1) and their objects of obsession (2). The term originated when a boy named Jon Williams became obsessed with spying on women who resided in beachside communities, and when a young sun goddess who realized she was the object of a "window-williams" began orchestrating "shows" for him which quickly led him to addiction, drove him crazy, and resulted in the boy's recurring stints in jail and rehabilitation centers. Hence, a female described as a "window-williams" is that rare female who men can become so addicted to that they lose their minds over her.

Several fictional books have been written about this true account of the original window-williams voyeur but with certain names, dates, and locations changed.
Definition 1-
"Don't talk to him, he's a window-williams. All he wants is to find out where you live so he can get his rocks off from spying on you."

Definition 2 (most commonly used)-
"Man, he dated a hot window-williams chic and hasn't been the same since."
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Hey, I say 371 000 Winows users can't be wong.
Winows by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

Window controls 

A control is a child window that an application uses in conjunction with another window to enable user interaction;
window controls in VB .NET is an object that can be drawn on to form to enable or enhance user interaction with application;
controls can be added to the main Window or to any dialog box in program; controls are best picked and positioned using a graphical resource editor
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window brew 

aluminium-canned beer that has been sitting outside of a closed window in the winter and consequently has received the perfect chilling; breakfast of champions
The dorm fridge died, so I put the case survivors on the windowsill and closed the window. Next morning breakfast ruled: scrambled eggs and bacon washed down with ice cold window brew.
window brew by treeguywussup October 19, 2010

window goods 

articles that are offered to be sold at a reduced price because they look a bit shoddy due to them being on display in a showcase for a long period of time. Also called window samples and floor samples.
We bought some window goods yesterday because they were relatively cheaper.
window goods by uttam maharjan December 8, 2010

windowbrowsing

equivalent to windowshopping, but done online!
meh, I'm just windowbrowsing on ebay.
windowbrowsing by k*star89 June 29, 2011

window theory 

Leaving your window open while gossiping is a seriously bad idea.
Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?

Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!

Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.