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Robert

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"
by Syltburken September 11, 2021
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Robert

Robert is a very cool person (can also be referred to as a sigma). Robert is cool because he has a B+ in biology (almost an A). His lover is named Aiden too
Beta male: I want to be a sigma like you Robert

Sigma Robert: You will never be like me
by Sigma Inc. November 21, 2021
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Robert

Robert is the type of guy to just make you want to fucking off yourself.
Robert is dumb asfffffff.
by YokoTarii November 23, 2021
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robert tally

Robert Tally is the best, mlg, 360 no scoping, almighty loaf.
by Anybody in the world May 22, 2017
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Robert

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .
I have a cousin named Robert .
by Worst job ever August 9, 2025
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Robert Grindstaff

A slender built man with a large appendage who is known to make everyone happy
That young man is such a Robert Grindstaff.
by dragon slayer 3000 February 4, 2023
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Louis Roberts

A right Geeza!,11!,1,,1!11,,1,,1!
Louis Roberts is feeling like a right Louis Roberts.
by LargeGigianticCockrel April 22, 2022
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