Yo bro, I thought it was just going to be a hat trick...but then that barber shop chick called me wanting my Dee. I gave it to her. She earned after that fresh cut she gave me. Turkey Run Complete.
by bobertbohnson May 06, 2022
Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.
Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.
Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.
by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017
When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
by Wheresmymimi May 14, 2024
Turkey officially the Republic of Turkey is a transcontinental country located mainly on the peninsula of Anatolia in Western Asia, with a smaller portion on East Thrace in Southeast Europe. It shares borders with Greece and Bulgaria to the northwest; the Black Sea to the north; Georgia to the northeast; Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Iran to the east; Iraq to the southeast; Syria and the Mediterranean Sea to the south; and the Aegean Sea to the west. Turks form the vast majority of the nation's population and Kurds are the largest minority. Turkey's capital is Ankara, while its largest city and financial centre is Istanbul (the imperial capital until 1922) Turkey has an excellent culture and there are as many different kinds of food as you want in Turkey. Turkish people!
1.Where are you from? 2.Turkey🇹🇷 1. Damn thats a great country with an amazing culture and foods! 2. Thanks!
by Hayrettin November 30, 2021
by Primopig December 26, 2018
Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.
Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.
Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.
Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022
When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....
Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!
by RomperRooRandy November 06, 2018