a dumbass who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of shit to everyone else and they are also dumb as hell
by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003
Get the Turkey Neck molester mug.PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
by Nitro et al September 28, 2008
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another word for 'cool' or 'happenin' or 'my brother'
by katherine marie! =] April 15, 2006
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When extra skin acquired around the neck and sags.
Thus the person begins to look like a big turkey.
When extra skin acquired around the neck and sags.
Thus the person begins to look like a big turkey.
There he is, get him guys!!
What are you guys doing to me?
Oh shit thats just Bryan, damnit! we thought you were a big turkey!!
Its Thanksgiving where is Bryan??
Look at that turkey gobble- what a freak!
Insults to this person could be- gobble gobble
- your a big turkey bitch
- get running on thanksgiving motherfucker
- put feathers on this guy and you don't need a halloween costume
- FREAK
What are you guys doing to me?
Oh shit thats just Bryan, damnit! we thought you were a big turkey!!
Its Thanksgiving where is Bryan??
Look at that turkey gobble- what a freak!
Insults to this person could be- gobble gobble
- your a big turkey bitch
- get running on thanksgiving motherfucker
- put feathers on this guy and you don't need a halloween costume
- FREAK
by Tourrette's guy is the coolest October 13, 2009
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Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"
by Rhynocio October 21, 2012
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