Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.

Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.

by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021

Triple B

The most vulgar of baby curse words, normally used when babies beef with babies.

You wanna take my bottle? Okay you’re automatically a Triple B!

by Johnathan Rocket February 19, 2021

Triple

Verb: To deficate and micturate simultaneously then immediately following ejaculating.

Bro, I just tripled myself in an uber.
Aw nice, what did it smell like?

by Cornutz January 18, 2021

Triple-Captain

When a player scores so highly in your fantasy league that you and two mates decide to reward him with a three-on-one show of sexual gratitute

Guy A - I'm so pleased I kept John Stones in my Fantasy League Team - he scored a brace AND kept a clean sheet!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!

by fireman's jam January 20, 2021

triple hot pocket sundae

lol

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"

by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021

triple laps

When you stick her toes in your nose then suck the boogies off

“Dude I went from first base to triple laps last night with Mary!”

by Avid-Whooper-Fucker April 14, 2021

triple-2C

Triple-second-cousin: has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, six great-grandparents in common and different two great-grandparents.

My triple-2C is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021