The sudden expulsion of air that shoots through your closed lips when someone says something really funny or really stupid.
by mouthfart April 17, 2006
Get the mouth fart mug.Sometimes when I have had sex the chicks vagina farted while I was fucking her. The 1st time it happened I told a friend that her pussy made a farting sound and he told me thats a pussy fart that Starlene did on your dick. When I fucked this girl Nadine, her pussy farted a lot. Nadine had fucked these other guys I knew also. Nadine became my girlfriend. I think her pussy farted so much because it was tight. Chicks with loose pussies or huge vaginas do not pussy fart.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
Get the pussy fart mug.A symphony of flatulence, wet and moist enough that it should be illegal. Is known to have destroyed office chairs.
Man 1: "Hey, I just did such a cruel fart at work".
Man 2: "Yeah I know, I saw your office chair in the back alley. It was still on fire!"
Man 2: "Yeah I know, I saw your office chair in the back alley. It was still on fire!"
by Robynn Banks September 21, 2009
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Get the Olympic Fart mug.Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.
son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?
mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.
son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!
mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!
mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.
son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!
mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!
by mekazoid April 3, 2011
Get the Fart Lettuce mug.The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.
by bobertwho December 2, 2010
Get the condom fart mug.1. A fart that lacks structural integrity.
2. A person whos personality or actions have limited integrity.
2. A person whos personality or actions have limited integrity.
by CamZH July 5, 2007
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