When you ejaculate into your hand and slap somebody else with the hand you ejaculated into across the face.
"If you dont stfu im going to J-Slap you."
"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."
"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."
by CowNiggaBalls November 25, 2011
Get the J-Slapmug. Ella is one of the bestest friends in the world. She is a party animal and always sends good vibes and she can make your mood better. She can never be serious and is constantly laughing, youll probably never see her cry cause shes a very strong person. She can be very sweet but a bitch if you try to fuck with her. Shes full of surprises and has very good fashion sense. She'll always be by your side whether its through a bad breakup, a sad time or an argument. She would never make you feel left out on purpose but when shes with her two bestfriends theyre inseperable. When she gets a bestfriend its like theyve been bestfriends forever even if theyve only been friends for a day. When she likes a boy they are usually not fuckboys because she knows to not get herself into dumb situations like that and always ends up with someone whos kind and funny. She could never be racist, sexist, homophobic or anything of that sort and believes that everyone is equal cause thats the type of person.
by Blurryface114 February 16, 2018
Get the Ella Jmug. Staden is a person that you want to have in your life , someone that is trustworthy, someone that is loyal, someone that is friendly, someone who cares for you , someone that will hurt the person that hurts you . He is an amazing person and if u have him in your life you should be grateful and not fuck that up . He is such a sweet heart if you get to know him - he is taken
Staden j is my everything
by Katieb August 1, 2018
Get the Staden jmug. 
Chugging an alcoholic drink, either because it tastes awful but you don't want to waste it, or because you want to get drunk fast.
Janet got to the party late, so she J-Robbed her drink to catch up.
Janet ordered a beer that she'd never heard of. It was gross, so she J-Robbed it.
Janet ordered a beer that she'd never heard of. It was gross, so she J-Robbed it.
by SuCo27 January 25, 2012
Get the J-Robbedmug. A mental institution. Funny farm. loony bin. So called after an Australian prison for the criminally insane.
by dominew March 22, 2017
Get the j-wardmug. A J Bag is someone who plays fortnite day and night and is known for being a freshie. They often say the term 'J Bag' a lot although they, themself, are the definition of J bag.
Person 1- "Yo you're such a j bag, why are you storm fighting me'
Person 2- "Haleem you're literally the definition of a J bag you freshie"
Person 2- "Haleem you're literally the definition of a J bag you freshie"
by H4133M April 22, 2020
Get the J Bagmug.