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The Paul Varjak Effect 

The Paul Varjak Effect refers to the character Paul Varjak from the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) played by George Peppard, and the way he goes from being absolutely dreadful to being absolutely gorgeous throughout the movie.

this is then used to referring to similar men; going from ugly to not ugly or not likeable to likeable. this term can apply to any men, and men only.

examples can also be: "george is such a paul varjak!" or "fred is paul varjak-ing it!"
"that man was so ugly in the beginning, but now i quite like him. he's working the paul varjak effect"

"oh i see what's going on here! it's the paul varjak effect!"
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The Disney Vault 

A form of purgatory devised by Walt Disney, and constructed and completed by Disney Scientists conveniently before Walt Disney's supposed passing. It is in this realm that he lives as king for eternity among his creations.

He has many Jews working there as slaves to milk these creations for sequels, which is made easier by the fact that they are exposed to these classics at all moments in time for eternity through the use of a PA system and hundreds of projections on every wall, accompanied by the occasional classic "huh-huh!" laugh of Mickey Mouse every 60 seconds. On occasion, this vault is mistakenly referred to as "The Sacred Realm", "Another Dimension/Home For Infinite Losers", "Hell", "The Shadow Realm", "The Right Turn At Albuquerque", "McDonald's Playplace", "The Set Of Barney", "The Office/My Dead-End Job", "MMORPG", "Big Rigs", "Spirit of Speed on the Dreamcast", and "Hydlide", among the most popular and well known names.

Ganondorf, the most well-known member of the Jewrudo tribe, is known for constantly being sent to the sacred realm by Link. This realm, in reality, is the Disney Vault, where he has been forced to create such "masterpieces" as "102 Dalmations" and "Cinderella 3: What if the glass slipper didn't fit?".

Vampires are 94% immune to the Disney Vault, and 67% of badasses are as well.
Bambi has been put back into the Disney Vault, looks like we're going to have to save our cash and use BitLord.

I lived in the Disney Vault for 80 years! After hearing Mickey Mouse's laugh about 42 million times, and seeing every Disney movie more times than I'd like to recall, you can't blame me for becoming a serial killer and a furry.

After Ganondorf was defeated by Link, he was doomed to make Cinderella 3.

Raditz soon regretted ever visiting Earth, for he was quickly banished to creating The Lion King one and a half.

You better go to church today, or Walt Disney will pull you into the Disney Vault!

In the land of Yu-Gi-Oh, you either excel at collectible card games or wind up writing The Beauty and the Mentally Unstable Peasant.

Needless to say, Bugs Bunny shall regret not taking a left turn at Albuquerque for the rest of his days.

I bought my son a McPizza. He refused to taste it, so I threw him away in the Disney Vault. See you in about 10 years, Billy! Don't drown in the ballpit, haha!

I have to go back into the Disney Vault tomorrow, where I shall deal with idiots and dickheads for several hours.

I've been playing in the Disney Vault for years now. I've been enduring damnation for about 8,103,511 exp points, and I'm in a clan, but we'll never escape the mundane torture.

God damn, I feel like I've been put away into the Disney Vault.
The Disney Vault by Malt Whisbee September 25, 2007
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The Da Vinci Code 

1. Book that resulted in thousands of hectares of cruelly misspent paper. An ecological tragedy.
2. Self-help novel for the theologically impaired.
3. Ego-booster for sufferers of minimal-attention span disorder.
4. Least popular subject of conversation between my wife and myself.
"Guess what?! I just finished the Da Vinci Code and---"
"Don't. Just don't."

the lehigh valley 

Once a beautiful area to live, that's rich in history, with places like Bethlehem Steel to its name.

HOWEVER, a place that is being infested with inconsiderate people from new york and new jersey... yuppies and wanna-be yuppies, who think that their crap doesn't stink. Infested with people who critisize and mock the NATIVES of this area.... calling us hicks and saying we live in a time-warp. This is the TRUTH: The natives of the Lehigh Valley have roots in this area that go back generations. If you don't understand or appreciate the people that were here FIRST, just keep your mouth shut. If you can't keep your mouth shut, move back to NY or NJ. Oh, but that's right... you moved here because of cheaper houses, since you couldn't make it back where you came from.

As for the NYers/ NJers that don't mock the beautiful Lehigh Valley... we love you.
the lehigh valley by Laur:)! March 9, 2010

chester the molester van

A beat car usually a van that reminds you of a child molesters car
(Stopped at a street light you may turn to you neighbor driver) "Dude look at that van its a chester the molester van!!! aahahahaha"

The red volcano

Its when you put hot sauce on your genitals and ejaculate in a girls anal cavity then she pushes it out.
Guy: hey what happened to our texas pete
Guy2: I did the red volcano to this girl I met at the bar last night.
The red volcano by tuckermax101 December 1, 2009

The Ultimate Vern Challenge 

Completing the ultimate vern challenge requires someone to hook up with every roommate in a room on the vern campus of the George Washington University.
Dude1: I finally completed the The Ultimate Vern Challenge!
Dude2: What? With which room?
Dude1: With those guys from down the hall.