An Asian man with no self respect who perpetuates negative Asian stereotypes to gain approval from white people and western media.
He is usually self-loathing, wishes he was white, and self depreciates himself in order to gain acceptance from his white peers. He knows very little about his own culture and origins, preferring to parrot western stereotypes of his place of origin in order to score points with his white target audience.
Despite him selling his soul and dignity for popularity, he remains the butt of all jokes and will always be seen as a goofy sidekick and never as a main character.
His female equivalent is the Aunty Lu (Asian female who hates Asian men culture and simps for mid white men).
Famous examples include: Bobby Lee, Ken Jeong, Jimmy O. Yang
He is usually self-loathing, wishes he was white, and self depreciates himself in order to gain acceptance from his white peers. He knows very little about his own culture and origins, preferring to parrot western stereotypes of his place of origin in order to score points with his white target audience.
Despite him selling his soul and dignity for popularity, he remains the butt of all jokes and will always be seen as a goofy sidekick and never as a main character.
His female equivalent is the Aunty Lu (Asian female who hates Asian men culture and simps for mid white men).
Famous examples include: Bobby Lee, Ken Jeong, Jimmy O. Yang
Ned is a Chinese-American Uncle Chan. He doesn’t speak mandarin and doesn’t eat Chinese food because he is ashamed of his heritage.
With his white friends, he makes jokes about his penis size, imitates a stereotypical Asian accent, and jokes about how he loves eating dog. This makes them laugh and makes them feel comfortable around him, but it doesn’t earn him any real respect.
He thinks that his self loathing humor will help him score white chicks. But it doesn’t, as it makes him unattractive as hell.
Don’t be like Ned, don’t be an Uncle Chan. Be proud of your culture’s 5000 years of history.
With his white friends, he makes jokes about his penis size, imitates a stereotypical Asian accent, and jokes about how he loves eating dog. This makes them laugh and makes them feel comfortable around him, but it doesn’t earn him any real respect.
He thinks that his self loathing humor will help him score white chicks. But it doesn’t, as it makes him unattractive as hell.
Don’t be like Ned, don’t be an Uncle Chan. Be proud of your culture’s 5000 years of history.
by ebilnoob December 16, 2024

by Uncle Trappy April 9, 2025

by Uber Trader June 1, 2020

I don't know why everyone seems to think they rape us in our sleep because I have the coolest uncle ever.
He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.
He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.
He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.
He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.
Person 1: your uncle will have non-consensual sex otherwise known as rape aka. having sex without the consent of your partner aka. iesjwgtoeswihgt
Person 2: what.
Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass
Person 4: Same
Person 2: what.
Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass
Person 4: Same
by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 25, 2022

my Uncle Michel is so Much like an Uncle-Shit, he claimed that the Swastika and Hakenkreuz where the Same Symbol and that Asia will need to conform to the rest of the world and Ban the use of the Symbol.
by ZeitGoetia February 22, 2024

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
by Jmurr227 December 7, 2022
