The biggest bitch in the whole world. Man will AWAYS find a way to DESTROY your rep/life or the dumbest/offensive shit ever and will say it was "A jOkE".
Jordan: "what is the outfit??? Your just asking for it Angi!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
by Just_statingthe_factstbh January 1, 2023
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Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Cus it's definitely a loss for the fiance... I mean, she's got 4 kids. One of which is disabled. He has probably bought them school clothes at some point by now. Does he not have a right to know? Should I tell them? Let's go to the boyfriends. Tell them: Your dick is small so you're social worker girlfriends (who are (second only to nurses) statistically more likely to cheat) are fucking one of the retards at the programs. Hey, remember the day she told you 'No, actually I have to go to this other house for a training shift'? That was the exact day she fucked him. Got her little pussy stretched. By a retard. Only one of them consented to it. Can you guess who? Give you a hint. The retard is legally incompetent and, therefore, couldn't have consented. Still don't know? It was YOUR WIFE! YOUR WIFE FUCKED A RETARD BEHIND YOUR BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Ho! That. is. rich. Damn... Alright... I'm going to bed. Tell Jordan I said 'Hi'... And not the one you're thinking of but the other one."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
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Get the Jordan mug.The one that got away. She is the one person you can get comfortable with right away. Though quiet, she tends to make an impression. With her sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, she’s hard to forget. Her is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and a look that could killl. She is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of her, yet hasn't the slightest idea of her impact or worth. She often looks down on herself and thinks no one would bother thinking about her, yet she's always on your mind. She sometimes feels like her life is of little value, but those who know her only wish he knew how much she truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface her thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. She is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting her go.
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Get the JORDAN mug.Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.
??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
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