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fart nigga

A person who does some dumb as shit and they do it unironaclly, no one understands this person basically braindead.
1) look it’s (insert name here) the fart nigga.
2) oh shit what he do this time?
1) Just some braindead as shit as usual
by Zavlzt February 28, 2018
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mouth fart

The sudden expulsion of air that shoots through your closed lips when someone says something really funny or really stupid.
Bimbo: I think I'll run for president
Normal Person: Pfbtpfbtpfbt!!! You just made my mouth fart.
by mouthfart April 17, 2006
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pussy fart

When a vagina farts during sex.
Sometimes when I have had sex the chicks vagina farted while I was fucking her. The 1st time it happened I told a friend that her pussy made a farting sound and he told me thats a pussy fart that Starlene did on your dick. When I fucked this girl Nadine, her pussy farted a lot. Nadine had fucked these other guys I knew also. Nadine became my girlfriend. I think her pussy farted so much because it was tight. Chicks with loose pussies or huge vaginas do not pussy fart.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
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cruel fart

A symphony of flatulence, wet and moist enough that it should be illegal. Is known to have destroyed office chairs.
Man 1: "Hey, I just did such a cruel fart at work".
Man 2: "Yeah I know, I saw your office chair in the back alley. It was still on fire!"
by Robynn Banks September 21, 2009
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flimsy fart

1. A fart that lacks structural integrity.

2. A person whos personality or actions have limited integrity.
1. Whoa, that fart was so flimsy you couldn't build on it !

2. Hey Dude, your such a flimsy fart.
by CamZH July 5, 2007
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Olympic Fart

When you run and jump into the air and while flying, you fart in a person's face.
My Roommate just hit me with an olympic fart.
by unc sucks and swallows October 27, 2009
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condom fart

The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.
Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.

Bert: It never stops.

Danny: I'm scared.
by bobertwho December 2, 2010
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