Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.

1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"

by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017

twitt-booking

Addictively being on facebook, twitter and any other social media website to post your status.

I've fallen victim to the Twitt-booking that is necessary to keep up with not only technology but 'status' online.

by kkaw1213 April 29, 2009

Book Fucker

A book fucker is a dick less shit who loves masturbating on the pages of books even though he can get pussy.

Kakashi Hatake : Book Fucker = Woman Fucker

by Konan the Paper Lady September 5, 2021

Golden star book

A children’s book that is of a lower quality and is cheaply made.

My school is so broke... the kids only have golden star books to work with

by Wordilator January 23, 2021

talkin book

when you talk about education and say you aren’t talking book you mean you won’t educate people with books

person: I will educate you and I am not talkin book

by UrbanizedMotena August 13, 2022

Book

a collection of paper that most people get shamed for liking

get out of urban dictionary and go read a book

by ARoundBox December 13, 2021

Book

$100,000 or 100 racks

How much did you get from your sugar daddy last week?
Like a book
Oh that’s wassup

by BIG daDDi bRown May 23, 2018