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turkey fingers

if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by Sexydimma June 15, 2014
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turkey thruzar

to overlook or not check something thoroughly, a complete lack of attention to detail, to something that seems unimportant at the time, but which turns out to be crucial later
Origin 1:
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"

Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"

Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"
by mr-b June 17, 2014
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Turkey Fisting

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo
by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014
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turkey sleeve

Man. I fucked Amy last night. You should have seen the turkey sleeve on that one!
by cakesnshit November 8, 2014
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to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!
by Rasus January 31, 2015
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Catching the crazy turkey

Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.
Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.
by Flynt Cole December 13, 2014
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Catching The Crazy Turkey

He was catching the crazy turkey from her last night
by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014
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