by howthefuckiseveryhandletaken December 29, 2023

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019

Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021

by wicked36 September 20, 2017

Person 1: damn. I wonder how to turn on the stove.
Person 2: dumbass.. this ain’t Rocket Science
Person 1: stfu
Person 2: dumbass.. this ain’t Rocket Science
Person 1: stfu
by ykifw808 June 2, 2021

A slightly derogatory term describing a recently impregnated woman - normally used when the person noticing or hearing for the first time is surprised
by freedom015 July 26, 2011

by Yahboieasy April 12, 2016
