Breakfast Smoke

The cigarette you have when you're out the door in the morning.

Oh no can't be late for class! I guess I'll have a breakfast smoke on the walk there instead of cereal.

Breakfast Smoke by tracato January 4, 2010

Triple Smoker 

A girl who smokes cigarettes, weed, and dudes' poles.

Veronica is such a slut, I heard she's a triple smoker.

Triple Smoker by stonedogj December 15, 2011

butt-smoke

a person who is a mofo; a person who has just made a mistake; an idiot; someone who believes in fairy tales; any player on the Charlotte Bobcats basketball team; someone who is behaving in a silly manner; a person who has expelled gas from their butt.

I'm looking forward to the Rockets playing the Bobcats tomorrow night, those guys from the Bobcats are a bunch of butt-smokes.

butt-smoke by Fudochi October 30, 2013

dog smoke 

A dog smoke is a colloquialism used in The Bahamas for a blow job or oral sex toward a male.

Male: I can't get one dog smoke aye boo?
Female: I look like I is play aye?
Male: Man c'mon I'm not gonna tell noone.
Female: well okay then, lol

dog smoke by DLA4 October 21, 2014

you smoke, you croak 

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.

You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)

you smoke, you croak by Proto-Ham Sandwich March 29, 2015

Chode Smoker 

1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass

"Becky I'm sorry but I totally choded smoked your bf last night"

"Bro quit being a chode smoker"

Chode Smoker by The Apache June 2, 2016

Dope Smokes 

The name of the hottest place to get bongs, grinders, everything 420. Get your smokes on at dopesmokes. The Most Trust Head Shop and Smoke Shop around.

yo where did you get that dope bong?
Dope smokes my man, they have the dopest of smokes...

Dope Smokes by Canna Queen January 18, 2019