justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.

"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

or

"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"

by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024

Al smith

The most dumbest person you'll ever meet and the freakiest guy in the sheets

Yo Al smith he's a different guy in the bed.

by 4890 unknown December 25, 2017

kanen smith

A super good individual with a big penis that has a big body count. This person is also super nice.

Your a Kanen Smith

by anonymous September 16, 2020

What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.

Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!

by Blood Clott December 10, 2010

Smith Puget

The creep that takes young girls backstage.

That young girl is going to get smith puget tonight

by Laurasgotthedeets March 29, 2021

Pulling An Eva Smith

When someone bleaches something or themselves (their insides)

Referencing the character Eva Smith in An Inspector Calls

My mate just decided to start pulling an Eva Smith

by Mildly Pissed Off Ostrich July 3, 2025

crisps smith

manager of nufc

100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok

me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else’
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too’

by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023