Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

skinning squirrels 

Secretly jacking off

Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.

skinning squirrels by BeavisBeavis May 17, 2025

Vehicular squirrelicide

The murder of a squirrel on the road by a car or other moving vehicle

The rate of vehicular squirrelicide is very high in the spring

Vehicular squirrelicide by Henry and Sveta May 7, 2026

Vehicular squirrelicide

The murder or killing of a squirrel on the road by a moving vehicle

The rate of vehicular squirrelicide in the spring is very high

Vehicular squirrelicide by Henry and Sveta May 7, 2026

to be squirrelled

Being squirelled,led on a seemingly harmless task that goes magically ary! Lead to water and left to own devices and end up building a superstructure to pour a simple glass of water!

To be squirrelled is When your ADHD GF sets you up knowing you have squirrel moments just like she does! Then she snickers as I wonder around the Forrest looking at what she started saying and gotten lost in my own thoughts of sparkly, colourful things!

to be squirrelled by Hyrotig May 25, 2018

butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french

"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"

butt fucking squirrels by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023

squirral 

cute and full of energy, but extremely jittery, unable to make the simplest decisions and therefore often gets squashed in ze road.

She finally hung out with him, and it was actually quite fun. She was just being a squirral about it.

squirral by avrilestrella March 2, 2011