soft uwu

A soft uwu is an aesthetic, like regular uwu , owo , etc. it is usually meant to be cutesy. It is typically tied in with anime, wholesomeness, and other topics. However, people seem to say it when they are extremely toxic . Like a mouse trap with cheese, it draws you in by the nice aesthetic, then you get bombarded by slurs, insults, etc.

Tumblr girl #1: "uwu i just blackmailed someone xoxo"
Tumblr girl #2: "gotta love our soft uwu aesthetic, owo hehe"

by iiOdinDaPug May 3, 2020

Horny Softee Serve

When a guy takes some laxatives before sex. The girl lays under him and pulls on his boner which makes him shit all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine

Man last night she got kinky and wanted to do the horny softee serve... It was pretty good

by Chicago Meat House November 20, 2011

DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.

Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

by Screte January 15, 2015

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

Wtm? Softbbp?

What's the matter? Scared of the big bad penis?

"babe, Wtm? Softbbp?"
"what do you mean?"
"What's the matter? scared of the big bad penis?"

by The D-nosaur May 15, 2017

Sofia

There are many types of Sofias and you can tell the difference by their look.
White/Blonde: Beachy girl who's parents spelled her name wrong on the birth certificate. Should have been named Sophia
White/Brunette: Usually popular with a popular boyfriend. She is really loud and makes her opinions obvious. She loves to joke around and always is cracking up with the rest of the crowd.
Tan/Straight hair: A real bitch who loves insulting others then befriending her and bitching to her friends. Ruins peoples relationships and loves to betray others. Drama queen
Tan/Curly: A super sweet girl with a bubbly personality. She is opinionated but never rude about it. She often seems like shes high but she is not insane. Makes a perfect best friend.

Guy: Hey, what is Sofia like?
Girl: It depends what does she look like?

by G-E-N-I-U-S December 25, 2012

softly

Hard- to do something softly is to do it very well or very quietly, or not at all quietly, but certainly hard...softly.

All the babes in the castle morph into this humongous female crotch.The huge boner and crotch pork softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. -Robert Hamburger 2004

by HL Deez February 17, 2005