Rusty Parsnip

A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.

"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."

"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."

"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"

"Get ready,babe."

"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."

"Take it,сука."

"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"

*Screams of vegetable pleasure*

"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."

"Take a bite,while I get wet."

*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*

"How does it taste,Vlad?"

"Fucking grim."

by ado4 February 22, 2015

rusty trump

When you shit on someones chest, and smear it around with your shitty toupee.

Dude why are you bald? Man I gave this chick a "rusty Trump" last night and now i need a new toupee.

by Ill_padre February 12, 2018

rusty chain

The situation that arises when a person uses anal beads without taking the proper sanitary precautions.

"How'd it go with Merissa last night?"
"Okay, but she didn't clean her butt out, so when we used the beads we ended up with a rusty chain."
"Dude."

by SlowMan92 January 21, 2012

Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.

I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.

by Bigdickenergy13 May 19, 2019

rusty potato

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

by RedScum August 23, 2017

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and irritated

Sorry babe, not tonight. I gave myself a rusty venture.

by Phi4life November 24, 2010

Rusty Sanchez

To anal rape a female so that your penis aquires fecal matter on it, which you will then wipe on a rusty spoon, in which you will use to feed ketchup to the woman.

"Oh harry! That rusty sanchez was delicious!"

by rustysanchez95 April 19, 2009