Two pot night

a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately

Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!

by April 04, 2022

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pot - o - phile

any law enforcement who improperly touches anyone in their crotch and genital area searching for cannabis. equal to a child molester.

that sheriff is a 100% pot - o - phile, he touched my pepe thinking it was weed.

by green trump July 06, 2022

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doo-doo pot

Toilet. Commode.

Passing excessive gas, a person says, "Excuse me, I have to go to the doo-doo pot."

by Deaf Drummer December 23, 2008

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pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.

Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*

by NotCoco August 02, 2022

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