Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Pipe Crackmug. When you haven’t done the do In a while, and your mind trails off to distant places about the pipe. Similar to wet dream for guys.
by Leebosss June 15, 2022
Get the Pipe dreammug. Poo piping is the art of using icing bag nozzles wedged in ya butt hole to create pattens, and do fancy writing using ya poo
by Herbie August 4, 2022
Get the Poo pipingmug. by Frankie Flowers May 15, 2018
Get the Arse pipemug. A Commonly used term for wellbeing teachers and workers to assert authority and dominance over small people, and kids. The term is used primarily on kids titled Luke. Luke is defined as a small midget child who constantly creates trouble in the surrounding area. A Luke is always 5ft or under...
Wellbeing teacher : PIPE DOWN MIDGET! *agressively points down at the 3rd class citizen*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*
by Dog............... March 9, 2022
Get the Pipe down Midget!mug. The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.
by PooniesNeverSayDie April 19, 2018
Get the Oklahoma Pipe Jackmug. "Today is the anniversary of brutal pipe murder! Let us all make posts on tumblr and do some silly fanarts once again."
by Buhbyh January 20, 2024
Get the brutal pipe murdermug.