Pants suit

A working woman with a bitchy sense of entitlement. She often listens to the song "Miss Independent" by Kelly Clarkson as if the song was written about her and watches "Sex and the City" religously. A woman who thinks she is smarter than everyone else, especially any man.

Look at the pants suit in the court room drinking her latte listening to Kelly Clarkson. What a bitch.

I'd would try and hit on that girl if she wasn't such a pants suit.

God, I hate Sex and the City. What a bunch of pants suits.

by Hottt Karll April 28, 2010

Silly Pants

A term of endearment exchanged between two middle-aged homosexual men that wear Hawaiian shirts, clam diggers and sandals.

Geofrey, everyone knows that Liza is a much better entertainer than Bette, silly pants!

by Johnny45 January 20, 2004

face-pants

Imagine yourself with pants on.

Now, put your head up your ass. That is what we think of you.

That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, face-pants.

by antipedantic.com February 4, 2008

Blood Pants

Aka Sanitary Towel. This is a piece of disposable apparel worn by ladies during their menstruation period or other situations during which blood is flowing from the vaginal area of the body.

Examples of Blood Pants include products manufactured under the brand names "Always Ultra" and "Bodyform".

by Rype69 September 14, 2009

tent pants

Sometimes pubescent males or transvestites have a certain erotic pleasure which simultaneously inflates the user's drawers. This phenomenon is not rare. Look carefully at your middle school brethren trying to deflate that tent they so often pitch. Unfortunately, women are unable to experience this phenomena unless something has gone terribly wrong. In these cases, the woman has grown a monster cock brought forth by a lack of estrogen or an acute increase in testosterone. Tent Pants is amazing common amongst young Caucasian males who lack a certain place in which they may pitch their tent. This inconvenience can result in torn pants, schizophrenia, nausea, depression, explosive diarrhea, and spontaneous giz sometimes referred to as an 'autogiz'.

look at him, he has tent pants, that horny motherfucker

by stof January 31, 2006

Pants Party

Jay's favorite thing to do! z00t z00t!

Jay: Wanna come to the Pants Party?
Random Person: Sure... What kinda pants should I bring.
Jay: We don't wear pants at Pants Parties silly: *wink**wink*

by Pants Party/Kitty Maniac! October 20, 2006

pant-load

1) A shit-load, a very large amount of something. Similer to a zillion.

2)Somebody who is full of shit, a shit bag.

1) There's a pant-load of ants in my pants.
2)Hey, say 'vaya con dios', dude! Hey, say it! I'm talking to you! Pant-load!

by Comrade 47 April 21, 2008