by stsgtruther November 17, 2023
Get the piece of shitmug. 
Get the A piece of workmug. a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date
TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
by boosadleys June 12, 2016
Get the Closet Piecemug. Something invisible until you smell it often stepped upon leaving undesired feelings, smell, or disease, often the color brown can be green, purple yellow, and the rarest red.
Curt: "Wow! i bout stepped onto that piece of shit"
Bob: "Yeah I Just have a few dogs round here thats the problem they have to shit on outside."
Curt: "at least the dog knows to leave its piece of shit outside of the household."
Bob: "Yeah I Just have a few dogs round here thats the problem they have to shit on outside."
Curt: "at least the dog knows to leave its piece of shit outside of the household."
by 62428 October 22, 2015
Get the piece of shitmug. by dm69 January 5, 2009
Get the tuck piecemug. A memorable and amusing character. A piece of work often but not always is unaware of
how funny their actions in a given situation are.
how funny their actions in a given situation are.
The guy down the block aims fireworks at his own car he is some piece of work.
Larry showed up at a party with is Asian girl friend being his rickshaw He's some piece of work.
Larry showed up at a party with is Asian girl friend being his rickshaw He's some piece of work.
by thederby November 6, 2021
Get the piece of workmug. #1: “Feb 15th coming up… What you got for your side piece on Side piece day?”
#2: “ I got my main a lambo for Valentine’s Day., for my side piece, a week trip to Dubai <3”
#3. “That’s a good nigga Savannah!”
#2: “ I got my main a lambo for Valentine’s Day., for my side piece, a week trip to Dubai <3”
#3. “That’s a good nigga Savannah!”
by WhiteOwlAKD February 12, 2024
Get the Side Piece Daymug.