Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

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Peanuts

a meager thing or amount, particularly a small sum of money.

he pays peanuts

by Arminkshipper June 26, 2024

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peanut ass nigga

A person whom lacks cognitive skills associated with doing just about anything in life. He/she is typically always being clowned on. They lack common sense, and They typically have a Low IQ, similar to a peanut. That’s just all they know. Peanuts. Because they’re peanut brained.

I told that peanut ass nigga that he shouldn’t have smoked that shake, now he’s tweaking on the street sending and deleting snaps from the group chat that he meant to send to the hoes.

by sillyahhnickel July 20, 2024

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Peanits

A penis, phallus, shaft, wiener, cock, etc.

Guy: I'm in the stripped club, straight up jroking my peanits, and by "it", well, heh, let's justr say, my peanits.

Normal sane person: What the fuck are you talking about

by Insomnrachnd July 27, 2024

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