chuggle pants

After a man ejaculates on himself (ie. masturbating while laying down and ejaculates on his stomach), instead of cleaning up, he pulls up his pants and continues with the day.

"Please don't tell me that you've got chuggle pants right now?!"

"Why don't you want to mess around?" "Because I've got chuggle pants."

chuggle pants by eBOOMER August 23, 2009

The pants are on the other pelvis 

Synonymous with "the shoe is on the other foot", "the tables have turned" etc.

"You've activated my TRAP CARD! I guess the pants are on the other pelvis now eh?"

The pants are on the other pelvis by Trundles May 19, 2010

Fossil Pants 

When a male is horny all the time even after boning a chick

You can also take Viagra to become fossil pants so you are always good to go

Bro you are totally fossil pants
why do you say that
you just fucked 13 girls and still up

Fossil Pants by Fossil Pants August 6, 2012

antsy pants 

someone who is overly excited and/or inquisitive.

Rob is an antsy pants when it comes to texting about youth group.

antsy pants by eljefe3 May 27, 2014

moga pants 

Man Yoga Pants.

Steve was wearing Moga pants at the gym this morning.

moga pants by kvbeanz869 May 29, 2016

givin' the pants back 

When you're about to have sex, and you cop out at the last minute, thus giving the pants back to your parnter.

How'd the date go last night?

Givin' the pants back, man... givin' the pants back.

givin' the pants back by voodoom December 6, 2006

You're such a pants 

Slang phrase meaning endearment and affection.

You ordered my favorite takeout and got my favorite movie! You're such a pants!!!!

You're such a pants by boston3party July 23, 2009