post blocked

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.

"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."

by wowozy July 5, 2023

spot the block

When you are tryin to watch calories or If you just want to see whats In your food.

I almost ate those marshmallows yesterday good thing I listened to my coach to "spot the block"

by 60-604 October 10, 2008

salt block

The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.

Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda

by dutch bulb July 19, 2011

S-Block

"Speed-Blocker"... similar in intenet to "C-Blocker" as someone who rides in the fast lanes of the highway going at or below the posted speed limit and MUCH below the speed everyone else is attempting to travel in that lane. Especially aggrivating when it is obvious the driver is purposely holding up traffic.

I was flying down I-95 to get to the game, but some S-Blocker was in the left lane holding everyone up and I missed the face-off and most of the first period !!!

by Bobaloo01 November 25, 2009

cock block

The act of preventing one from having sexual relations, usually by a jealous friend

Person 1: Did you end up getting with that chick last night?
Person 2: No... you cock blocked me and told her I had herpes remember...
Person 1: Bahahaha
Person 2: You're a dick

by split_allen1 October 13, 2010

Hot-blocked

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.

I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.

by ben June 9, 2017

blocked website

a schools defense of students slacking off. usually schools will block any inappropriate website or any website for games, but they still haven't found tyrones unblocked games or the useless web.

student 1: aw man, coolmathgames is a blocked website now!
student 2: just go on tyrones unblocked games. they have papas pizzaria.

by sk_ype February 11, 2020