piernas de popote

a girl with no tits and no ass

dam look at her shes piernas de popote

i wouldn't hit it

by pooolllkkkkdd November 20, 2013

cara de plancha

Spanish phrase used by Americans of Mexican descendent. Means chewed up face. 😖 Something you would playfully say to someone who shows up with a sour look on their face. The phrase really translates to “iron face” but is meant more for a face that needs to be ironed.

What’s up cara de plancha! Why that look on your face? You haven’t had your coffee this morning?

by ursdpal February 15, 2018

tour de lance

any cyclist in complete bicycle apparel going way faster than you, usually because they're training for a race.

i was enjoying a nice, leisurely ride on the path when i almost got clipped by tour de lance.

by sifelaverr August 6, 2009

Saco de patatas

Alguien malísimo en algo, como deportes.

"Eres un saco de patatas para el box"

by VCuicatl January 3, 2014

Cruella De Vil

A woman that is FUCKING CRAZY and that CAN'T be TRUSTED.

OMG did you see Cruella De Vil today?
Ya she's fucking crazy. Im glad I don't mess with her

by u believe what I say March 5, 2019

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco means five and de Mayo stands for "better take a cab home gringo" because 5 times the cervesa means 10 times the hangover bro.

All beers are for a nickel, so while the mahi-mahi mango chutney tacos are good, ayeeeee! Cinco de Mayo is really turning into amatur drinking night isn't it?

by ginger petunia January 5, 2005

hi-de-hi

Gangsta greeting to ones ho-de-ho

Ho - Hello sailor! you looking for business?

John - Hi-de-hi

by Antony Butnut March 19, 2004