munson towel bar

When you get out of the shower with a hardon and hang your wet towel from it while you shave

Ken said he used the Munson towel bar yesterday !
Dude, only if he dried off with a Kleenex!

by The fun bunch May 11, 2018

Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis

Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar

by Mr mars bar March 4, 2019

1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.

It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!

by the_chateau May 13, 2017

power bar blues

(noun)
--A common term used by athletes. When one eats a power protein bar, which causes them to crap alot.

"Hey man, how was the game?"

"Well we won, but afterwards I had the power bar blues."

"Ouch."

by LAINE. October 15, 2008

STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

Rap Bars so hard that white people be like damn nigga that's STRAIGHT BAR!!

TREVOR- turn down the music my Granny may walk in

GRANNY-DAMN NIGGA THAT'S STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022

Glazed chocolate bar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum

I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

bar room whore

Pretty self explanatory. A middle aged woman that will fuck anything with a dick (sometimes a vagina) at the bar. Has been with every one of the bar regulars except for the one guy even a crack who're wouldn't touch.

Person #1 " I broke up with my girl, I'm so sad, blah blah blah"

Person #2 "Let's go find some bar room whores and get you over that slut"

by Whiskey drinker April 22, 2017