Nathan Melon

gae homo sexual kid who likes to be a man hoe he is just weird and quuer

Nathan Melon

by jsidfiuosdhfhiusdfiuhsiduf June 18, 2019

Nathan

A weirdo who’s mom looks like Dora the explorer

Wow Nathan’s mom and Dora could be twins

by Supersleepyslug June 24, 2019

Nathan

A fucking faggot, but a cutie. Also a child and likes to pretend to be a doggo. Likes mint flavor a lot, and sleeps 15 hours a day at least.
Has a weird bromance with Apu.
Used to have an undercut, but thankfully shaved it all off.
Is actually the best person ever and you would hate him so much because of how blunt he is but is actually the sweetest as long as you use your brain.

Wow, nathan is such a cuck, but hes still a cutie.

by SkittlesStraw June 25, 2019

Nathaniel Ham Sammy

He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.

Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .

by Danndy89 June 28, 2019

Nathan Shower

noun: a procedure one undergoes when the condition are very gross to take a shower; which includes washing your hair in the sink and rubbing yourself in baby wipes

PK: Yo, the showers are so gross!
Kim K: Yeah, I took a Nathan Shower

by Hunter Grant Covengton June 29, 2019

Nathan

A Nathan is usually a tall, funny person. They get all the girls, but are very “lanky.”

Chad: yo, look at that cool dude
Jack: yeah, he’s a Nathan

by Haywhabbajaoauwbw June 30, 2019

Nathan Goodlad

He likes to lick cum out of the cum dumpster, he bends his bendy rack stacking fluffy cock into immensely vulnerable 10 year olds

Oh shit, is that Nathan Goodlad?
Of course dude, he is licking cum out of the large dumpster
Rather peculiar

by MrCater'sRackStackingCackler July 5, 2019