Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"

by ADHDperson June 11, 2023

Mardy

THAT NIGGA

Homie: Mardy is such a mardy

by Mardokay June 22, 2023

muddy shuffle

Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it

Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle

by Fennel8263 July 15, 2023

Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...

Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

murdererer

The other definitions are unfortunately incorrect. A murdererer is a person who kills a group of crows. This is short for "murder murderer," which is a tongue twister, don't you think? The extra "er" is because ya gotta kill more than one crow.

"Caw, caw!*"
* Look out, I think that guy's a murdererer. Also I found some delicious garbage.

by Joe Smith, Jr. July 11, 2024

Murder

Is how you stop it.

Hym "Murder a kid, murder destiny and HIS kid. Get a list of names of the people who openly participate. Murder them all. Start with destiny and his kid. I'm absolutely serious about him being done. 6th condition. Get him the fuck out of here. Any means necessary. And then murder everyone on the list."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2024

Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.

“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”

by pDawg aye July 30, 2024