sock monkey

A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle

Stinky Pears is a sock monkey

by Taco January 30, 2004

Chode Monkey

One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.

Maggie Fransisco is a chode monkey

by Koolp9000 March 18, 2007

Chisel Monkey

A paragon of bureaucratic behavior with narcissistic tendencies.

My boss is nothing but a dirty chisel monkey

by Texas Tough Nuts April 07, 2009

monkey moo

noun, an affectionate name for a loved one
synonyms: baby,sweetie, boo, ruca

I spent the night watching a movie and cuddling with Arun, my monkey moo.

by Dr. SBE February 17, 2009

poorch monkey

A derogatory term for a black guy.

"Hey, look at those damn poorch monkeys dealing dope"

by EricDude April 29, 2008

Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

by mike March 19, 2004

monkey bite

overlapping of thumb and middle finger under the pointer finger. used as a pinching technique. grab someones skin between thumb and top of middle finger, it will hurt. this is not called a turtle bite.

monkey bite, bite, pinch, ouch, squeek

by monkey biter March 15, 2010